Reporting in from the heart of ‘Hip-Hop’ It’s your rap reporter ‘Corban The Serpent Tongue’ Skipwith and I’m not gonna lie to folks, it’s bad out here. What use to be a thriving industry with pumping artists and musicians too numerous to count is now nothing more then a industrialised society infested with so many clones that it’s hard to tell who is who.
But wait, I’m sorry it’s just in I’ve just been told that the alarm has been rung and apparently, no wait I’ve got confirmation HE’S REALLY HERE! There’s been rumours around the land of Hip-Hop that he’ll be here and he’s finally arrived! The man, the myth the voice who everyone has been praying will come and save the land of hip hop it’s.. it’s
ENCYCLOPEDIA SLADE!!
As I’m here on sight, sources tell me he’s brought a 29 minute 12 song project with him and the industry is fuming! I’ve never seen them so angry then they are right now, their way of life, their cloning production of rap is on the line and they know it! Vigilantes are not welcome here but most outsiders welcome the sight and the voice of the mythically known Slade who is said to have the mic skills of a god and if he’s able to plant this brand new album into the heart of hip hop, the game will be revived to it’s original glorify, the creativity and love of Hip-Hop will return and the art will be restored finally after decades!
It seems the resurgence of Hip-Hop was too much for one man so sources say he’s brought friends with him who share his vigilante justice in their hands and mics as reports go we have the names of the culprits and here are the identities of the rappers
-Jamal Gasol
-Beenoffical Lord
-Primo Jab
-Prime Minister
-Chubs
-Poetic Ness
Already, locals and tourists alike have been left in absolute AWE over the lyrical sweeping they have achieved with their verses on this new album. The originality and intensity of their words have caused the first organic pulse in the heart of rap that I’ve seen personally in decades, this is incredible I can’t believe this is happening down there!
Wait? What’s that? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Apparently not only has Encyclopedia brought with him legendary undefeated rappers but ALSO co producers who have agreed to come along to put the final nail in the coffin of the mainstream drones! Yes reports are in the names of THOSE culprits are as followed
-Minister Hype
-King Rem
-Amani Cove
-OG Prince
-Kwenu The Nigerian
-Mgerm
-Backwoodsmuzik
They haven’t even been here 5 minutes and their Dope sounds and production have already obliterated more than half of the current mainstream drones circled around the heart! This is incredible! No one has ever impacted hip-hop like this has in actual DECADES! No one (me including) could of predicted this would be the events of today
Encyclopaedia Slade’s rhythms, rhymes, lyricism and flow is absolutely incredible. I’m trying to report what I’m hearing as professionally as possible here live but I can’t lie, you know what fuck my job, fuck the mainstream! If this is my last time on camera I just want to say ‘FUCK THE MAINSTREAM DRONES, thank you Encyclopedia Slade for your rhymes and let’s bring back ‘Real-Hip Hop!’
*Ba Dum, Ba Dum, Ba Dum, Ba Dum*
OH MY FUCKING GOD, do you all hear that at home? The heart of Hip Hop is beating again! It’s back to life! ENCYCLOPEDIA SLADE AND HIS TEAM HAVE BROUGHT HIP HOP BACK TO LIFE
This is Corban Skipwith, a proud member of the REAL Hip-Hop community out and over.
Listen to the album.
https://open.spotify.com/album/48BjtKPNJ2FvnTcuIqL417?si=umNkn2cKRqS-vIuzQhknAw
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