Man, this has to be the most ridiculous title to an album I’ve seen all year! Trust it to come from this duo! Alone, they’ve made their own unique lanes, but together? They’ve made history. With the finale edition of their series as a pair, they leave 2025 swinging, hitting anything and everything in their way! A true BRAWLER, let’s go!
This is the finale edition and brand-new album by MC Action Figure 973 and Producer Wulverine, and together they drop their final batch of nine songs featuring the likes of:
-Lukey Cage
-Apito Goiez
-Ali De Leon
-Lo From The Lead
-Tree Mason
Aside from Cage, this is a whole list of features I’ve personally never heard of! But in saying that, they absolutely SLAP!
Without the rest of the world knowing, Action has been treating 2025 like his own personal ‘Continental Classic Tournament’ with a specific few in his sights to beat down and gain points from. He’s left the year undefeated! He made it all the way to Worlds End and slaughtered the champion!
He’s got his verbal rainmakers and lyrical one-winged angels to take out all his opponents clear and decisively!
Despite his slight heel turn earlier in the year as he stood toe to toe with Superman! He’s been a culture Babyface, gaining cheers and sold-out physicals every time he drops!
He has the rhythm and swagger of an established legend as he walks around like he owns the place!
AEW? WWE? NJPW? ECW? Nah, this is LUCHA UNDERGROUND, and I ain’t talking Mexico! I’m talking Action taking the W nine hundred and seventy three ways over with a record-long title reign that isn’t going anytime soon!
He’s honestly one of the most fluent we’ve ever seen! The Independent Scene’s Sin Cara gliding through the game, never missing a beat or a foot out of place! The type of cat to be the secret mentor of Okada and your favourite rapper’s favourite rapper!
Over this year, he’s proven himself time and time again as one of the most consistent, powerful, and entertaining characters we’ve seen in this hip-hop shit with rhyming promos that could put MJF to shame!
On this journey, he’s not alone! As he’s accompanied by his own personal Paul Heyman or Don Callis! The definition of an ultimate opportunist in the form of Wolverine! Whoever this man works alongside creates modern-day classics, and this record is no exception!
With these nine tracks, we hear the sonic equivalent of one of the greatest managers in our modern-day history. A man who, using only his music, can tell a greater story than any of your favourites and ten times as vivid!
The type of music that pulls at the heartstrings, makes you feel a certain way, and rivets the audience to an uproar, cheer, or boo! Depending on the context of his production!
He can either make you nostalgic as he incorporates his ‘comic book aspect’ albums! Or bring out the ‘gangster’ in us all with a throwback to ‘The Sopranos’.
Or, as we see here, take us on a wild, colourful journey in the form of a sonic wrestling PPV that features a who’s who of independent wrestlers that could outshine any of the mainstream names any day of the week with Action leading the pack!
You shouldn’t look at this as an album! But as the latest audio WK! Featuring Action as the in-ring draw (the Okada if you will) and Wolverine as the pivotal figure behind the scenes making it all run smoothly (the Tanahashi), together they make an unstoppable duo whose presence won’t be forgotten long after the event is done!
What a fantastic way to end the year! Shoutout to the features involved, to the production, and to Action, who proves once again why he is ‘THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS (and maybe) THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE’.
OH WHAT A FUCKING RUSH!
https://actionfigure973.bandcamp.com/album/luchador-body-odor
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